Friday, June 13, 2008

Mother Nature is fucking pissed.


…but I would be, too.

There’s a solid theory that the planet has been here much longer than you or I, and that it will remain much longer after. And let’s admit it, we’ve been shitty patrons. I can see why she’s trying to take a shower. We’re a pretty nasty species.
So everyone apologize to your mama, and be nice to her: drive less, recycle, minimize breeding, love the people that are already bred, eat seasonal.
Why am I repeating this hippie rhetoric? Because you know you're proper fucked when you make the BBC news.

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