how in the hell did i get a muffin top?

Lately, I've noticed in myself the influx of interest in social media that comes with an increasingly sedentary lifestyle.

I looked back at my blog for the first time in two years, only to read about the realy cool shit I used to do.

I decided I need to do more of it. So I took a solid look in the mirror and stepped on the scale.

Holy shit... when did all that happen? I have some serious work to do.

But not before I blog about it, of course.